Nearly Pin-Up
R.A.P.I.
Chapter5: Nearly Pin-Up!
I don´t think anyone would like to put that one on his walls!
A ray of light fell on her face. Something tickled her nose.
Akane yawned, rubbing her eyes slightly. Which time is it?
Still not having a clear vision she fumbled at a little table next to her bed, searching for her alarm clock.
Saturday morning, and I´m up at 7am... She shook her head unbelieving.
She sat up, looking around. Ranma was sleeping peacefully, sucking his thumb.
He´s so cute!
Then her attention turned towards something small, a black, moving thing next to Ranma.
"P-Chan!" she exclaimed happily, hugging the little pig.
"Squeek!"
Yeah! I really found the Tendo´s! Oh, wait a minute, wasn´t I searching for Akari?
Akane watched her pig, whose expressions turned from happy to crying and then again to confusion.
Suddenly Ryoga recognized something moving in Akane´s bed. The small figure, who had been sleeping, had started waking up.
"Mommy? Is it morning already?" a sleepy voice asked.
MOMMY!? P-Chan´s face paled.
Oh my, how long have I been gone!
"Look, Ranma, it´s P-Chan! Isn´t he cute?" Akane smiled brightly, holding the piglet next to Chibi-Ranma´s face.
Ryoga felt his heart stop beating. Ranma... RANMA! That name... Of course, how could he have thought something different!
Ranma got Akane pregnant and they named their child after him!
"P-Chan?" Akane looked at her pet, that was hanging unmoving in her hands. "P-Chan? Oh no, he is not breathing!"
"Wait, mommy, I´ll make him!" Ranma took Ryoga in his hands and started shaking him like hell.
"Wake up! You´re scaring my mommy, you stupid pig!"
"No, no, Ranma, stop that! No!" Akane snatched P-Chan from Ranma, who gave her a confused and hurt look.
"But...but.. I just wanted you to be happy!" he started crying waterfalls, Akane watching him, not having a clue what to do.
Ryoga, who had woken up again, nestled against Akane´s chest, relishing the feeling.
How could she have slept with that Ranma-brat?
Comforting Ranma a little, Akane patted his back. "No, don´t cry, baby! It´s ok, thank you very much! I appreciate what you did." Akane told Ranma.
Ranma looked up at her with red, puffy eyes. "Really?"
Then his gaze fell on P-Chan, who still enjoyed being near to Akane.
Suddenly his gaze froze. He glared at the little pig and groaned.
"Mommy? Can I go out and play with P-Chan?" His voice sounded cold, but Akane did not notice.
"Of course, darling, but first go and change!" Akane seemed to be relieved. At least she would get some time for herself.
"Yes, mommy!" Ranma smiled and ran out of the room, taking Ryoga with him.
Nooo, I don´t wanna play with that kid! I want to stay with Akane! Ryoga said, while watching Akane walking out of the room until she was out of sight.
When Akane went into the kitchen about 15minutes later Ranma was already playing in the yard.
Kasumi smiled brightly. "He is such a cheery, lovely child! I can´t wait for you and Ranma to become parents!"
"Kasumi!" Akane looked at her, shocked.
"Oh, come on, it´s not like you haven´t thought about that before..." Kasumi rolled her eyes, continuing to wash the dishes.
Akane´s face burned. Looking out of the window she looked at Ranma, who was playing a game with P-Chan.
She´s right... I thought about it, but Ranma won´t ever... Or would he...?
Recognizing that Kasumi was looking at her she decided to say something.
"Aren´t they cute? Playing together like that?" She smiled lightly and started eating.
Kasumi only nodded. Cannot wait to become a real aunt...
Meanwhile outside the house, Ryoga was sweating like a pig. (Oh, bad joke, I know...)
Ranma grinned down at the tied up pet. "How dare you get that close to MY mommy?" he asked, his voice sounding dangerous.
Ryoga stared at him, wide-eyed. He´s even worse than his father! He never hurt anyone coming to close to Akane-chan.
Taking up a stick, which was laying on the ground, Ranma grinned evilly.
"Let´s teach the little, stupid pig why it should stay away from my Kane!"
Kane? Ranma always called her that! He really sounds like...
Seeing the stick pushing towards him, Ryoga struggled. In the last moment he could free himself and ran away.
Ranma watched him, his blue eyes still as cold as ice, the evil grin still on his face.
Ryoga was shocked. Running through the streets he did not dare to look back. That child was a devil. How could the child of Akane be so evil?
Suddenly he crashed into somebody. Ryoga felt dizzy. Looking up to the someone everything around him went black.
"Ryoga, wake up."
Ryoga stirred. "Hey, it´s your choice, but that plate is needed..."
Suddenly his body felt hot. Really hot.
Ryoga jumped up into the air. "WHAT THE HELL!"
"I told you already, I need that plate..." Ukyo told him, while putting different ingredients on the plate he had been laying on.
Ryoga looked at her, confused. "But how...?"
"You ran into me in the streets, looking horrible. I decided to take you here. You´re in my restaurant. But what happened to you, Ryoga?"
Ryoga tried to remember. What had happened to him?
"I...I don´t know."
Ukyo let out a laugh. "Well, you looked like Satan in person was at your heels."
Satan? Devil?
"That kid..." Ryoga growled. "Akane-chan´s son! He tried to kill me! That evil brat!"
"Akane´s what?" Putting the cooked food onto a plate she turned to watch Ryoga.
"Pal, maybe you got injured or something." She smiled lightly, trying not to scare him. "You´re talking wild!"
Ryoga shook his head. "Nope, I´m sure. That child tried to pin me on a tree!"
Ukyo shook her head. Maybe something had hit his head.
"Ryoga-kun, which child?"
"Akane´s and Ranma´s!"
"Akane has no child!"
"Of course, I saw the little boy. Looks like a miniature-model of his father! You must know him, he´s around 6years old..."
Ukyo´s mouth opened and closed again.
"Ryoga... How should Ranma get Akane pregnant and get a six year old child? When you visited last time, two and a half months ago, they tried to kill each other!"
There was a long break of silence.
Ryoga thought everything over, with Ukyo watching him.
Then he started to laugh crazily.
"Of course! I already wondered where I had spent about seven years! Hahahahaha!"
Ranma walked inside the house again, the evil grin still on his face. When he saw Akane he ran towards her, his mood suddenly changing to cheery.
"Mommy!" he hugged her tightly.
Being near to her he felt great. He would not let anyone that near to his mommy. Especially not that pig.
"Darling, where´s P-Chan?" Akane smiled at Ranma.
"Uhm...!" Ranma sweatdropped. Where was it?
"It... got lost... We played hide-and-seek and suddenly it was gone!" he looked at Akane, hoping she would take it.
"Oh... Again? Nya, maye we´ll see him some time soon then..." She looked out into the garden.
"At least you enjoyed yourself, didn't you, Ranma-kun?" Kasumi smiled brightly and put some food on the table, she had prepared for Ranma.
"Aunt Kasumi! Yeah, I did!" Ranma ran towards her and hugged her leg tightly.
"That´s fine, darling! Now, eat something. I made those pan cakes especially for you!"
Ranma set down on the table with the help of Kasumi.
"Hope you like it, Ranma." She told him before leaving the room to clean the bathroom.
Ranma smiled brightly and watched her leave, then he looked at his food.
Lovely pancakes in the form of...piglets?
Ranma´s eyes changed into grey. Horrible pigs!
Suddenly he cut them into many small pieces in an attempt of violence.
Meanwhile Akane did not notice. She still looked into the garden, sunk in her thoughts...
P-Chan... Why do you leave, now I could use some help...
"Ryoga, are you sure you want to visit them?" Ukyo sounded concerned. She and Ryoga were walking down the street towards the Tendo Dojo.
Ryoga did not react.
That kid MUST be Ranma! He knew it was me and he tried to kill me!
"He tried to kill me! Ranma, I´ll kill you!" He screamed.
Ukyo looked at him wide-eyed.
"Maybe he just wanted to scare you. You know him and his weird humour! And we still don´t know why he is in a kid´s body!" she smiled in an attempt to calm him.
"Ukyo, stop protecting him! He is evil!" He looked her into the eyes. "What if something happened to him and he is going to hurt you aswell? I can´t let that happen." With that he continued walking and rang the doorbell.
Ukyo stood behind, a blush on her face. That look had been so intense. No one had ever looked at her like that.
Punching herself slightly on her arm she walked next to Ryoga.
Stop those thoughts, Ukyo! Ranma´s your fiancé, damn!
"I´ll open!" Ranma cheered happily, while already running towards the entrance.
"Wait up, you little monster!" Akane shouted behind him, a laugh in her voice.
She growned like Godzilla. "I´LL CATCH YOU!"
Ranma squealed, knowing his "mommy" was playing a game with him.
Reaching the door he reached out his small hand to open, when suddenly two arms caught him and threw him into the air.
"Gotcha!" Akane giggled.
Ranma pouted slightly. "That was not fair!"
Akane shrugged her shoulders. "I don´t care, I´m taller than you are!" She stuck out her tongue at him and set him down.
Hope he won´t use that one when he grows big again!
With that Akane opened the door.
"Oh, Ryoga, Ukyo. Nice to see you!"
Waiting at the door Ukyo was fuming. She was angry with herself. How could she blush because of that... that... Ryoga! Was she going nuts?
Her thoughts stopped when somebody opened the door.
It was Akane and at her feed...
"Oh, Ryoga, Ukyo. Nice to see you!" Akane smiled.
"Ranma!" Ukyo gasped, her sight still on the small figure, now behind Akane´s leg.
"What the hell happened to you, Ranma-honey!" she blurted out, jumping in Ranma´s direction.
"Iiiiieeeeek! Mommy!" Ranma jumped startled and tried to hide behind Akane.
"Ukyo, please, stop! He does not know, who you are!"
Ukyo stared at Akane and Ranma.
"Why shouldn´t Ranma know who I am? I´m the love of his life!"
At that Ranma looked at Ukyo. "No, you´re not!" He stated matter of factly. "My mommy is!"
Akane blushed in a brilliant shape of red, while Ukyo seemed to start crying every passing second.
"RANMA!" Ryoga shouted out loud. "YOU INSIDIOUS, TREASONABLE DUNGBEETLE! I HATE YOU!"
Ranma started crying (of course, what else?), while Akane stared at him. #
"Are you nuts? Ranma thinks he is a six year old child. He is such a crybaby, why do you scare him that much?" Akane cradled Ranma in her arms.
"He thinks..." Ryoga thought about what Akane had told him. "He does not remember who he is?" - "No, he thinks I´m his mother!"
Ryoga suddenly smiled brightly. He does not know anything? Than I, Ryoga Hibiki, can take my chance with Akane-chan!
"Oh, little Ranma-child, I´m so sorry! I won´t insult you again!" Ryoga took some steps in Ranma´s direction, who was still on Akane´s arm and sniffed loudly.
He watched Ryoga, who was approaching him with a bright, scary grin.
"Noooo, mommy! That man is so scary! Make him go away!"
End of chapter5
